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(no subject) [Jan. 26th, 2006|07:22 pm]
1. punk bitch

The individual who "catches" during intercourse between two males. Originating in correctional facilities throughout the country, making someone a "punk bitch" is a way to establish dominance among inmates.


hahahh i love it


<3 Lauren
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haha i stole it from tracy again [Jan. 2nd, 2006|07:16 pm]


You Are the Helper



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You always put on a happy face and try to help those around you.

You're incredibly empathetic and care about everyone you know.

Able to see the good in others, you're thoughtful, warm, and sincere.

You connect with people who are charming and charismatic.


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haha i stole another test from tracy [Oct. 15th, 2005|02:54 pm]
The Wild Rose
Random Brutal Love Dreamer (RBLDf)

shmolorful, but unpicked. You are The Wild Rose.

Prone to bouts of cynicism, sarcasm, and thorns, you excite a certain kind of man. Hoping to gather you up, he flirts and winks and asks you out, ultimately professing his love. Then you make him bleed. Why? Because you're the rare, independent, self-sufficient kind of woman who does want love, but not from a weakling.

You don't seem to take yourself too seriously, and that's refreshing. You aren't uptight; you don't over-plan. Romance-wise, sex isn't a top priority--a true relationship would be preferable. For your age, you haven't had a lot of bonafide love experience, though, and this kind of gets to core of the issue. You're very selective.

Your exact opposite:
The Dirty Little Secret

Deliberate Gentle Sex Master
The problem is them, not you, right? You have lofty standards that few measure up to. You're out there all right, but not to be picked up by just anyone.


"You're never truly single as long as you have yourself."

ALWAYS AVOID: The Bachelor

CONSIDER: The Vapor Trail.


Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating.
My profile name: goodtimes11



i dont think its completely true though


<3 Lauren
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GUESS WHAT [Oct. 11th, 2005|04:26 pm]
LYKE OMGZZZ ITZ MY SPECIAL DAY...... AND YES YOU GUEZZED IT IZ MY BIRFDAY! ok but anywayz' i got some cutie stuff already..lyke the light of my lyfe stefani hopkins surprized me wit a rally cool prezent. it was some BALLOONZ that were totally inflated and hanging high... and diz really cuteyy cupcake dat waz chocol8..much lyke ztefaniz boi friendzz.. ok newayz she alzo got me diz really cutie card wit me az dat kewl alien.... lyke i painted my face and stuff.. yaz it waz cute.. then she got me dis really cute shirt and necklace.. to sum it all up i just love life and stefani
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hmm i stole this test from tracy [Sep. 27th, 2005|05:22 pm]
here are my results:


lauren's Existing Situation
Hopes to obtain an improved position and greater prestige, so that she can procure for herself more of the things she has had to do without.


lauren's Stress Sources
An existing situation or relationship is unsatisfactory, but she feels unable to improve it without willing cooperation. Unwilling to expose her vulnerability and therefore considers it inadvisable to display affection or to be over-demonstrative. She regards the relationship as a depressing tie but, although she wants to be independent and unhampered, she does not want to risk losing anything. All this leads her to react touchily and with impatience, while the urge to 'get away from it all' results in considerable restlessness. The ability to concentrate may suffer.


lauren's Restrained Characteristics
Relationships rarely measure up to her high emotional expectations and her need to be made the center of things, leading to disappointment . Always has mental reservations and tends to remain emotionally isolated and unattached.
Feels trapped in a distressing or uncomfortable situation and seeking some way of gaining relief. Able to achieve satisfaction through sexual activity providing no turmoil or emotional agitation is involved.




lauren's Desired Objective
Needs to feel identified with someone or something and wishes to win support by her charm and amiability. Sentimental and yearns for a romantic tenderness.


lauren's Actual Problem
Seeks to avoid criticism and to prevent restriction of her freedom to act, and to decide for herself by the exercise of great personal charm in her dealings with others.


lauren's Actual Problem #2
Anxiety and a restless dissatisfaction, either with circumstances or with unfulfilled emotional requirements, have produced considerable stress. She tries to escape into an idealized atmosphere of sympathy and understanding, or into a substitute environment of estheticism and beauty.
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yayyyy [Jun. 21st, 2005|07:24 pm]
[mood | calm]

GUESS WHAT TOMORROW IS!!!!!!???? LAST DAY OF SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it doesnt really feel like it but it sooooo issss! but i have two of the fucking hardest finals tomorrow! grrrr. i need to find some summer lovin this summer! haha seriously though :/

love chu all


<3 Lauren
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haha wow this is true! [Jun. 16th, 2005|08:48 pm]
[mood | cranky]

How gangsta are you? by Aladinsane85
Your Name
Your New Gangster NameWachichi Wachachu
Your Gangster Percent: 42%
Your Money You'll Make Hustling$890,758
Number of People In Your gang81
Number Of Times You'll Get Shot8
What You'll Look Like Gangster
Quiz created with MemeGen!
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i'M DEEP AND SO ORIGINAL [Jun. 15th, 2005|08:17 pm]
[mood | chipper]

each one of us has a time machine

memories take us backwards
and dreams take us foreword


i made this up, i know im good.
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(no subject) [May. 19th, 2005|07:29 pm]
[mood | okay]


The Keys to Your Heart



You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.

In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved.

You'd like to your lover to think you are optimistic and happy.

You would be forced to break up with someone who was insecure and in constant need of reassurance.

Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.

Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.

You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.

In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily.


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blahh [Dec. 3rd, 2004|11:10 pm]
[mood | blah]
[music |xxxxxxxxxhardcorexxxxxxxxxxxxxx]

hmm... well today i was abducted by aliens and then for some strange reason we all hopped on to the G'd UFO and we all went down to Arkansas, and we went cow tipping! i know crazy huh? i mean of course ive done it before so it wasnt too big of a shock to me, but i mean what is a shock to me nowadays?! but on a brighter note, i got my christmas tree today!!! I'm soooo pumped! I LOVE CHRISTMAS! YAY! It's kinda sad though cause it's friday night and i didn't really do anything :(... but i did go to christmas tree lane! or whatever the hell it's called... and i missed out on seeing the movie closer! UGH! yeah i really want a boy! like a hot boy with a good personality who can make me laugh! dammit! i need some TLC! ahaha.... no really. hehe. ok well that was fun!!! much love gggg-units......



*Lauren*
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get off my shoe fat shit! [Oct. 19th, 2004|05:28 pm]
[mood | flirty]

hmm... ok well i havent written in this for a while.... i guess i've just been so caught up in my hard knock life... like ever since i started living on the streets ive been dealing "the drugs"... and ive been doing pretty well on that making a few bucks you know... but unfortunately when i do earn that money i just buy heroin and speed and pcp.... god will someone please help me out of this what you call life? but on the bright side! about my weekend... thursday i hung out with trasian and we watched SCARY MOVIE! and like a bit of scream 2... haha get off my shoe fat shit! cindy cindy your ass looks fat! knife and mask drops out of his pocket, " i can explain"! ahahhahaha omg best movie ever! and then friday hung out with trasian and stef, then saturday went to disneyland! omg sooo much fun! tower of terror is so much fun! and tracy that guy we saw was soo dayumm fine! if only we would've "accidentaly" bumped into him! hehe... yeah so that was hella fun.. hehe. and then sunday got my costume and all that good stuff... and ummm yeah i dont really know what else to say... except that everybody hurts sometimes.... so hold on... hold on... hold on... hold on... hold on... na na na.... everybody huuuurts..... la la la la la la.... heheh peace out! hehehe i want a boy! haha i feel flirty... damn i love these moods! they're so mischevious!
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fo sheezy [Sep. 29th, 2004|07:49 pm]
[mood | naughty]

MY BIRTHDAY IS IN EXACTLY 13 DAYS! yay! wow i cannot wait! so not this coming monday but the next monday i better be getting roses! hehe. yeah well school is pretty fun, just very tiring and so much work! yesss hmmmm..... TRACY is going to be in the front row when she dances at our football game this friday! so everyone better go! GO TRASIAN!!!!!!!!!! hehe. ummm... oh yeah well from what tracy says im possessed by virgin mary, and thats going pretty well so far.... haha oh man that crazy asain! hmmmmmm me and stef still need to find out what we're doing for our conjoined birthday! like a.s.a.p because i mean its coming up! if anyone has any ideas please contact me anyway you can! hehe. wow ummm yeah well i dont know what else to write nothing exciting... oh yeah except everyone was saying that the world was supposed to end today... at first i heard it would end at 9 a.m. then it wasnt over, then i heard 12p.m. and it still wasnt over, and then i hear 6 p.m. and guess what its not over BITCHES!! ahahahah. wow anyways that is all i have to say... goodbye. hahaha ooo i feel naughty! i like that word... it sounds so naughty.. hehe.
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fo sheezy [Sep. 29th, 2004|07:42 pm]
MY BIRTHDAY IS IN EXACTLY 13 DAYS! yay! wow i cannot wait! so not this coming monday but the next monday i better be getting roses! hehe. yeah well school is pretty fun, just very tiring and so much work! yesss hmmmm..... TRACY is going to be in the front row when she dances at our football game this friday! so everyone better go! GO TRASIAN!!!!!!!!!! hehe. ummm... oh yeah well from what tracy says im possessed by virgin mary, and thats going pretty well so far.... haha oh man that crazy asain! hmmmmmm me and stef still need to find out what we're doing for our conjoined birthday! like a.s.a.p because i mean its coming up! if anyone has any ideas please contact me anyway you can! hehe. wow ummm yeah well i dont know what else to write nothing exciting... oh yeah except everyone was saying that the world was supposed to end today... at first i heard it would end at 9 a.m. then it wasnt over, then i heard 12p.m. and it still wasnt over, and then i hear 6 p.m. and guess what its not over BITCHES!! ahahahah. wow anyways that is all i have to say... goodbye.
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i have a confession to make... [Sep. 18th, 2004|04:51 pm]
i am really cool. like honestly everyone fucking loves me its unbelievable.


that is all.
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hmmm [Aug. 26th, 2004|10:33 pm]
ok well today my mom got me up at around 9:00 because i had an orthodontist appointment which was gay. After that i just sat around my house waiting for people to get ready, so then i met tracy half way and she came over my house. Then stef calls up and tells us that we're gonna go watch napolean dynamite with shana and alison, so stef comes and picks us up. and it was such a funny movie, and it was soooo random. haha like when the uncle throws the meat at napolean when hes riding his bike with pedro! haha best part! yeah so then we went to manhattan mall and then we got picked up, went to shana's house, left and then i went to stefs. haha it was soo funny we were all talking about credit card thiefs and then stefs dad was like yeah its just like that one movie with leonardo dicaprio and i was like "OOO TITANIC!" and he was like no they didnt even have credit cards back then! hahaha whoops. but yeah good times good times. well thats it. peace out.
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ehh [Aug. 25th, 2004|07:24 pm]
ok well last night tracy spent the night and we watched beauty and the beast! fo sho. and then we were also thinking of halloween group costumes and there were some really cute ideas we had! but im keepin them on the dl. but anyways today i got up at like 8:00 in the morning for registration which sucked! and in my ID picture i look all pissed off haha. yeah and the bitch tracy started cracking up when she saw it even though she looks like moguely in hers! haha jk trace. but yeah then from there i went shopping with my sis and mom and i got some new goodies for school and now im home extremely bored! and school starts in like 2 weeks! :C. ok peace out.
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mexico! ay ay ay! [Aug. 23rd, 2004|10:14 pm]
ok well i just got back from puerto vallarta last night and it was a lot of fun! we stayed at the riu which is kinda like a club med thingy in a way. and i hung out with nicole and katelyn pagnini and michelle, and me and nicole had our own room so that was fun. and you pay for everything ahead of time so that everything is free there like FOOD and all that good stuff. but while we were there we ate, went to the beach, went swimming, watched the play thing they had every night, and went dancing at their dicotech thing which was a lot of fun and the dj was pretty cute, well from far away he was. but we also went horseback riding, and we went to this really nice house and yeah all that good stuff. but my face is peeling now so im pretty pissed about that especially since school pictures are on wednesday! and yeah now im at stef's house and we just got done with playing disney trivia! and tracy's "mad" because we dont "call her", even though i call her all the time! but love you tracy! ok yeah well thats basically it. peace out!
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disneyland!!!! [Aug. 10th, 2004|07:31 pm]
well yesterday i went to disney land! and it was a lot of fun. i went with tracy, stefani,jeff, and my sister and her boyfriend. but yeah anyways we went on like 12 rides or so lets see.... we went on matterhorn 3 times, pirates of the carribean, indiana jones, mr. toads wild adventure, snow white, haunted mansion, jungle cruiz haha tracy was mad at me on that ride she said i ruined it for her, and then we went on roger rabbit which was like a 2 hour wait, autopia, and splash mountain which we took the best picture oh my god stefanis face looked so funny and everyone just looked retarded, except tracy. but yeah it was a lot of fun!
peace.
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freak a leek [Aug. 2nd, 2004|11:11 pm]
ok... well today me, my mom and stefani went to yummy el pollo inka for lunch! yay. and then from there we went to the galleria where i got some goodies. and then stef and i went back to my house and then we got bored and walked to her house, and when we got there shana was already there... so then we all decided to go see the village and tracy came too. and while we were watching the movie there's this one blind chick in the movie and i didn't realize that she was blind until like 45 minutes into the movie so, then i found out and i was like OH SHE'S BLIND! and the even the people behind us were cracking up. haha i felt pretty stupid, but yeah anyways the movie wasn't all that good, but it did have a good storyline. but yeah now im a stefani's yeah, and thats about it..... peace.
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blah [Jul. 29th, 2004|11:47 pm]
well today i went to the beach, and while i was getting ready to go to the beach, stef and tracy kept on calling me complaining like the bitches that they are! jk! and telling me to hurry up cause i was taking too long, but yeah anyways.... then while we were there me and tracy went to eat at scotty's and while we were there, right in scotty's parking lot there was this guy getting arrested for stealing a car or something like that, and yeah wow craziness kinda. and then we got bored there and took the bus to my casa, and then tracy left and then me and stef walked to her house and just sat around cause we were tired, and watched the movie monster..... and i am so p-i-s-e-d because stefani is going to redondo next year, but at least i wont have to see her face everyday.ha.jk. yeah but anyways thats it, not much happened today. peace.
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